Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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