She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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