Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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