dude i'm inner monologue high
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
This is classic penis vs brain.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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