Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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