How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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