I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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