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I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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