My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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