Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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