im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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