You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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