On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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