p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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