And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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