maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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