Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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