Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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