I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
It's not a walk of shame if you run
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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