You're completely useless in the revolution.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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