U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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