I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I forget how to act sober
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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