My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize