I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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