I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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