hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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