evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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