Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
So much Jack, so little girl.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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