So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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