Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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