He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I hate all girls vehemently.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
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