Your tits are I can't wait for
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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