No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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