so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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