He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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