i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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