Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
cat food counts as protein by the way
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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