covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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