I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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