you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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