hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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