But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
you never un-have a 4some
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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