Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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