I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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