So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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