Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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