Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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