i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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