Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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