You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
