do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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