this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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