i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
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