I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
