Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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